Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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