Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
God, I missed his penis.
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