i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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