At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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