I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Semen is not good for contacts.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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