I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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