:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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