So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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