Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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