I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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