Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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