Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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