What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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