sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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