Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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