love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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