Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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