I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
4 words: hood of his car
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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