walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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