Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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