My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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