I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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