You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i think i have herpe
just one?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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