Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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