On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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