in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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