I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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