I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
please don't ironically join a cult
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