I just saw a hot homeless man
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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