I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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