Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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