this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
