i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.