He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
sex on a bike is impossible
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