So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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