try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
time to smoke my breakfast
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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