I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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