if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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