i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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