u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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