Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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