Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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