Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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