Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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