shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?