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sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube

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(203): sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube http://tfl.nu/1qv7

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I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.

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(540): I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it. http://tfl.nu/dv65

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Walk of Shame time yet?

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Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?

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(+44): Walk of Shame time yet? (1+44): Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling? http://tfl.nu/qcn9

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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.

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(580): Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them. http://tfl.nu/fkfv

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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.

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(540): amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check. http://tfl.nu/o1ir

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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.

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(703): She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman. http://tfl.nu/z41q

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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.

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(907): Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was. http://tfl.nu/9i4y

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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.

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(313): Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me. http://tfl.nu/c83j

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This is John, I met you downtown last night.

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Oh, ok.

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This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night

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(727): This is John, I met you downtown last night. (407): Oh, ok. (727): This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night http://tfl.nu/3jh8

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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.

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(289): In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking. http://tfl.nu/ntm3

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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."

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(305): I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season." http://tfl.nu/ns3v

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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?

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(650): So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination? http://tfl.nu/zisu

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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.

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(902): I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks. http://tfl.nu/hv7j

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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.

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Congrats, you're all grown up now.

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I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY

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(817): I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt. (682): Congrats, you're all grown up now. (817): I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY http://tfl.nu/u445

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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.

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(440): When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone. http://tfl.nu/fw5h

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