Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I am available for nakedness
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