i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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