So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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