Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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