I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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