I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No I am not eating basil off your cock
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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