When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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