I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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