My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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