you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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