Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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